I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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