She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
