Jerry, you need to find god
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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