THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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