i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I look better un-naked...
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
We just shotgunned beers for America
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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