Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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