This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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