are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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