if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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