this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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