I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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