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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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