This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
