Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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