My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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