OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I wish i was in the wii world.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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