Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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