I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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