don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Damn victory sex feels great
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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