You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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