i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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