just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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