what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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