David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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