Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
i out mim tonsoeep
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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