For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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