Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
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If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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