apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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