it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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