I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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