we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
now i know why i became what i already was.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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