You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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