Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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