Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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