Quick, to the slutcave!
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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