Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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