Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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