..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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