Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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