if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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