how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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