ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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