He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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