Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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