They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I can't put those talents on a resume
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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