At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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