I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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