You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i used baking grease as lip gloss
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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