How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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