Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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