when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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