Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
